Meet the Chaos

The Herd and the Hooligans

Come Meet the Crew That Runs the Show

Our cows may be the stars, but they’re not the only ones worth meeting. From fluffball Highlands to a miniature donkey with big opinions, the animals at FAFO Farms bring personality, peace, and the occasional surprise. They’re not props. They’re family.

Everyone has a name, a story, and a favorite snack.

Yeah, Humans Still Have To Run The Place.

The Chaos Coordinators

Valerie

Chris

Kyla

Cody

Sylvia

Big Hair, Big Horns, Bigger Personalities

The Chaos Crew

We breed for temperament and for color, specifically silver and that soft teddy bear brown (called dun). Our Highlands are smaller than standard, topping out around 800 pounds, and they’ve been raised to act like oversized golden retrievers. Sweet, silly, and always ready for treats.

We do this for real, and the animals do too.

Mid-Sized Madness

Mazikeen

Aries

Daisy

Small in Size, Big on Sass

The Miniature Mayhem

When we say “mini farm animals,” we mean it. Our crew includes:

A mini horse smaller than our Great Dane
Goats that think they’re comedians
Two mini pigs who snort when happy
Chickens, ducks, and turkeys just doing their thing
2 English Bulldogs who are in charge

Can't Forget Our Feisty Feathered Friends

The farm is full of sassy feathered Chickens, Ducks & Turkey.

Every Animal Matters Here

Not Just Cute, Cared For

We feed, care for, and clean up after every single one of these animals daily. They’re not showroom perfect, and that’s the point. They’re living, breathing creatures who give back in ways you won’t believe until you’re looking one in the eye.

They’ll calm your nerves, steal your snacks, and win your heart.